[Intro]
Listen nigga…this is the way, this is just the way it’s gone have’tuh be dawg. Like, I can’t mess…wit no single mommas no more dawg. Like…like, AYE, look…I LOVE mommas. I COME FROM a momma. But man, dealin’ wit them and these kiiiids? I just can’t do it!

[1st Verse]
I be tryin to hit it til da sun come up,
But when I’m finna slip’it in
That’s when her son runs up.

Knockin’ on door,
Beggin’ for juice,
Or talkin bout a closet monster
Named Barbadook.

Cot damn lil nigga,
Letcha momma heaux,
Quit engineering all these cock
Block obstacles.

Let her be safe,
Matter fact let her see Raye.
I promise you
That after me
Her attitude’ll be great.

Might even take you to da sto’
Yo lil dingy ass ack’rite,
I’m tryin to remedy tha fact
That Her back tight.

But oh no,
Here you go’on a tantrum,
Mad, Cuz I be smackin’ yo momma
Dead on her ass, Son?

Nig’lit
Don’t git
Maaaaaaaad’abot it...
Ain’t no if-ands around it,
This is what it’s like
To have a MAN around here.

So every couple days
When you hear yo momma
Making‘nem sounds again
(me and yo momma)

[Hook]
Me and yo momma…
Tryin’ to do da nastyyyy…
That’s how you got here (lil nigga)
That’s how you got here (lil nigga) [x4]

[Section B Change (bridge)]
(Me and yo Momma….) [x4]

[2ND Verse]
I been tryin’ to slide this dick
Up in ya momma bout foe’ty-fiiiiiiiiiiive
Minutes…
But you keep on knockin
Steady cock-blockin
Won’t let foke hit it.

….Quit hatin lil nigga,
Let a grown mannnn BEAT.
…Don’t you want a lil bro?
Don’t you want a lil sis?
LET HISTORY REPEAT.

I ain’t bout da mess
I BEEN round this bitch
Takin’ yo ass to school,
Playin’ Xbox & shit.

PLEASE.
Fo YO momma always got
A attitude havin ass?
Puttin’ stress on me
I don’t
NEED.

[BRIDGE]
Lil niggas think they momma
Wasn’t thot’n in da club…(back THEN we called it “hoe’n”)

…where dey think they ass came from?
(Cam newton “where is your dad?” sample)

(Thot’n in da club)
Thot’n in da club (3 X’S)
(Cam newton “where is your dad?” sample)

[3rd Verse]
…To be honest Growin up
lil foke I was just like you...
Feelin’ overprotective
Of a grown ass woman
I ain’t even have a claim to.

…Maybe in my mind
At the time
I was tryin’ to fill a void..
A position
That was missin’
in da house
man of it
or at least whatever I could understand of it.

…shit…

But that ain’t this situation,
I been dealin’ witcha momma
Thru all types of altercations

So all that I can do as man,
Is make a promise to you
That I’ma do what I can.

To not break no hearts,
Or tear a home apart,
Matter fact I’m tryin to build here
And Just like every otha thang I done
Said to ya up to this point
on MY muthafuckin’ momma
It’s some REAL shit.
(LISTEN)

[Bridge]
Look dawg, I ain’t even gone lie to you…
Everything I’m sayin to you str8 one hunnid.
I LOVE spending time witchu. But for anything to REALLY keep hap’nin,
I gotta go lay this PIPE, nigga. SHIT.

[Hook]
Me and yo momma…
Tryin’ to do da nastyyyy…
That’s how you got here…
That’s how you got here…